A rift is dividing our great land, one that threatens to erupt into violence in the streets, tearing our nation in two. On one side: darkness ? a powerful deceptive force, misleading the masses like a false prophet bent on our destruction. On the other side, light ? a beleaguered but dedicated contingent of comrades devoted to truth.
I'm not talking about Red States vs. Blue States. I'm not talking about religious extremists bent on theocracy vs. defenders of freedom for all. I'm not talking about the war we've all been waiting for: a hair pulling, face-slapping, name-calling melee between Brangelina and Vincifer. I'm talking about the battle for our hearts and minds shaping up between advertising writers and their counterparts in newspapers and magazines ? the battle over advertisers' determination to usurp our good, just and right word "till" with their adulterated, perverse substitute, "'til."
The battle is set to begin.